Savannah

THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)

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betrayedbynobooty said: I have 4 cats. (One was put down today. Simba) Binx, Lilly, Mookie, Salem

fantasticcatadventures:

I’m so sorry to hear about Simba :( I love all your kitty names, they are so cute!

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

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My friend told me about her shellfish allergy.
My first thought was
“Man, you’d be a bad mermaid”

astranger-with-candy:

betrayedbynobooty:

It’s a shame I’m gonna dump blood of this. My Halloween costume makes me feel like a princess.

I haven’t seen a picture of you in forever.
Savannah is still beautiful everyone, look.
Also I am anxiously awaiting pictures of you covered in fake blood.

Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to post plenty. Imma be a dead 80’s prom queen

cthonical:

meh-guh:

I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other

YES GOOD PLS

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metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

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ihadtheangelblade:

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

At the ice cream place I work at during the summer we have these little garage cans. We have pink, purple and green. Sometimes we ask what colors, but mostly I just grab whichever is on top. This one time I made one, and it was in a pink can and I s2g this dude looked at it and said “This is for a BOY, he can’t have a PINK CAN” like it was the end of the fucking world. He made me remake the damn thing. 

imaginensfw:

IMAGINE UR FC GOING UNF UNF UNF

AND U R LIKE AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

THEN U FALL ALSLEEP

BUT THEN DEY WAKE U UP

AND SAY

HEY U WANT 2 SEX AGIN

BUT U LIKE NO

BUT THEN LATR U FALL 4 THEM AND BASICALLY IT REPEATS

BUT THEN U SEX TOO HARD/TOO MUCH

AND EXPLODE

It’s a shame I’m gonna dump blood of this. My Halloween costume makes me feel like a princess.

marshmallowgalaxy69:

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

My queen

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